Funny Riddles

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44 Funny Riddles ------------------- Why do frogs jump high than the tree?
answer: because he stood on a tree jump
45 \, 3 hours after exercise, where the train that?
Answer: Pharaoh on wheels
47 four or five times a day to shave face, his face still has a beard. What is the reason?
Answer: Pharaoh was a barber
48 winter, cold baby, into the house would not take off their hats. But he met a man obediently took off his hat, Who is that?
Answer: barber
49 What flowers should not touch
Answer: spark
50
much time reading the answer to Peking: a second
51 What kind of fruit can not eat? Consequences
52 a police officer saw a thief, why heels? Come catch the thief because he wanted to look like the same two brothers
53 enlisted at the same time, their blood and date of birth and parents names are identical. They asked the company commander is not twins. They said no. Is this why?
Answer: The two
54 triplets in jail with two prisoners, one night all the prisoners escaped, but the guards open the cell door the next day to look, there is also a prisoner?
Answer: escaped prisoner named \
55 What can solve all the mystery?
Answer: The answer
56 in today's society, most rely on self-employed to make a fortune to eat?
Answer: mouth
57-year-old Xiao Ming always like to clock the whole family, Mother Why do so Dad will not repair the clock, took the repair?
answer: because my mother let my father look good repair when Xiao Ming
58, Times Square, the bell will ring 13 under?
Answer: When the repair
59 Wake up, everyone is the first thing to do what?
Answer: Open your eyes
60, a truck driver hit a motorcyclist who was seriously injured truck drivers,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], motorcycle riders are all right?
Answer: truck driver did not drive
61 Hou in ancient times, what people do not become a father for the first when the father was?
Answer: eunuch
62 Li drink, hit his face, afraid to go home that will blame his wife, go to the bathroom mirror affixed bandage be next meal or be scolded by his wife, why ?
Answer: wound
63 on the mirror and ask if someone gives you, you are afraid to hear what word?
Answer: Here is the Earth do?
64 kind of game, win the lack of prizes, prizes there to lose?
Answer: Finger Guessing Game alcohol
65 when people knock on the door, you never say Come?
Answer: When the toilet Wang
66 guard in the post when clearly see the enemy crept over to his touch, why he has one eye idle eye?
answer: are targeting Target
67 black or white chicken chicken powerful powerful? Why?
answer: black chicken powerful, can, white eggs, white chicken eggs could not make black.
68 Mr. Xu made a big mistake. When he was in front of his wife, dig pocket the moment, some [link widoczny dla zalogowanych] bar matchboxes, the horse is not winning votes, and former lovers, photos, etc., scattered on the ground. Apart from his panic, in order to avoid the fight, his hands immediately shades a thing. May I ask, he will go to cover what?
answer: to cover his wife's eyes
69 a turtle, carrying the cross out for a name (four-character idioms)?
Answer: deserved (Cross name turtle)
70 Why do people like to watch cartoons?
answer: boredom
71 bus, talk to the two people are enthusiastic, can crowd of people who did not hear a word, it is because of what?
Answer: This is a pair of deaf
72 gold has always been outspoken wife, what has allowed her to suddenly faltered out?
Answer: Mrs. Kim, when eating sugar cane was often hesitant
73 places from ten meters high jump with no safety devices, and why?
answer: high dive
74 why everyone loves sitting and watching movies?
Answer: Because the foot stand and watch will abolish early-morning study acid
75 What is the impact?
Answer: half an hour less sleep Tortoise and the Hare
76 Please, please pigs to the referee, may I ask who will win the tortoise and the hare?
Answer: You can not say that! That the person is a pig ...
77 two women and a thousand words what ducks do similar?
Answer: ridiculous (chicken) is about
78 to participate in the entrance examination, in addition to admission ticket, the most important thing is what?
Answer: I remember getting up
79 a man plus a woman will become what?
answer: two people
80 a new husband and a new dog to buy what is the difference?
answer: buy a new one year after the dog is still very excited to see you
81? a tail The bear is the end of bear? a penis What is the bear bear?
Answer: mother bear
82 9 28th is the birth of Confucius, then on October 28 what day?
Answer: Confucius full moon
83 wolf (guess fruit)?
Answer: carambola (sheep escape)
84 Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) if still alive, then the world will happen?
Answer: one more person ...
85 under the two Kuaibing carp (four-character idioms)?
Answer: courteous (Ice carp)
86 Why play tofu hurt?
answer: because it is frozen tofu
87 ant actually climbed from Sichuan, Tokyo, could you?
Answer: Map of climbing
88 a bus accident occurred, all people are injured, why was nothing Xiao Ming?
answer: because he is not a place on board
89 and Out, may I ask what is this place?
Answer: chickens and geese grave
90 meter race, the chicken run faster than the geese So why the post to the terminal?
answer: chicken run in the wrong direction
91 East school bell rang, but not one student in the classroom, how is it?
Answer: on the physical
92 Xiaoming Why can a hand to stop the car?
answer: the car is a taxi
93 Lingling never learned arithmetic, but praised her math teacher is among the best, why?
answer: count from one to two
94 foot Columbus After onto the New World, followed by what?
Answer: The second step foot
95 has a pig, the speed of 80M per hour out of the pen, died suddenly crashed into a tree, why ?
Answer: Because no Riddles
96 pig farmer with a pig and a donkey at home, the New Year when you slaughter a pig farmer or a donkey before?
Answer: You are willing to slaughter a pig (stupid pig) or kill the donkey (? donkey)
97 one night you through the night, suddenly came in front of a wolf, a ghost came back, your hands only a bow, but only a sword is to shoot your ghost wolf yet?
answer: you shoot the ghost (goat) or shoot wolves (predators)
98 temples in the southern hemisphere WHY did not cover?
as \
Mayflower Mayflower → toilet paper because (not having children)
100 cartoon characters that most fat?
→ Peter Pan as fertilizer (fly), ah, ah fat Peter Pan
101 how to make the quiet sparrow? Answer: press it a bit. Reason: silence (silent sparrow pressure)
102 If you have a car, the driver Xiaoming, Xiaohua sitting on his right,Garfield's life philosophy, sat behind him flowers, what this car is that one? ? The answer: \Answer: Because they play the people called \Answer: Because the stars will \
why they did not say hello? Answer: because they are not familiar
106 fell into the trap of the two people, dead people called the dead, the living name? Answer: Jiaojiu Ming Rights
107 with a shark had bitten a green bean, the results of it into what? Answer: green bean (mung bean shark)
108 Dandan is the name of the dog or tiger's name? Answer: Little Tiger (eyeing)
109 chickens her mother who is? Answer: Paper Helicopter (paper chicken)
110 has ABCD .. 26 letters,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], if the number of ET left left? Answer: 21 ET UFO
111 drove off the wind What child? Answer: Water from the (wind and water)

Funny Riddles -------------------
25 Funny Riddles ------------------- tofu Why play hurt?
answer: because it is frozen tofu
Funny Riddles -------------------
26 Funny Riddles ------------------- ant actually climbed from Sichuan Tokyo, could you?
Answer: Map of climbing up
27 Funny Riddles ------------------- a bus accident occurred, all of them were injured, why was nothing Xiao Ming?
answer: because he is not in the car
28 Funny Riddles ------------------- a place that can enter can not ask where it is ?
Answer: Funny Riddles ------------------- grave
29 chickens and geese hundred meters, the chicken run faster than the geese, why is after to the terminal?
answer: chicken run in the wrong direction
30 Funny Riddles East ------------------- school bell rang, but no one students in the classroom, how is it?
Answer: on the physical
31 Funny Riddles Xiaoming ------------------- Why can a hand to stop the car?
answer: the car is a taxi
32 Funny Riddles ------------------- Ling-Ling never learned arithmetic, but praised her math teacher is among the best , why?
answer: count from one to two
33 Funny Riddles ------------------- When one foot onto the New World after Columbus ,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], followed by what?
answer: step one foot
34 Funny Riddles ------------------- what kept people eat it, but never enough to eat.
Answer: Air
35 Funny Riddles ------------------- What kind of long under the eyes make the brows?
Answer: Funny Riddles ------------------- inverted
36 before going to sleep each person, we must not forget the thing to do?
Answer: Close your eyes
37 Funny Riddles ------------------- Some people say that eating fish can avoid the risk of myopia, and why?
Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing eye
38 Funny Riddles ------------------- something to add can not be reduced?
answer: age
39 Funny Riddles ------------------- What kind of mountains and the sea can move
answer: crowded
40 mouth no tongue
what the answer: Funny Riddles teapot ------------------- mouth
41 officials can not dictate what kind, but also Peixiao to others too old?
Answer: The new official
42 Funny Riddles Long ------------------- a police officer saw the thief started to run, why?
answer: to quickly catch the thief
Reason: also coax
20 Funny Riddles -------------------? the end of the tail bears are bears,? What is a penis bears bear?
Answer: mother bear
21 Funny Riddles ------------------- Sept. 28 is the birth of Confucius, then on October 28 what day?
Answer: Confucius full moon
22 Funny Riddles ------------------- Wolf (guess fruit)?
Answer: carambola (sheep escape)
23 Funny Riddles ------------------- Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) if still alive, then the world will happen?
Answer: one more person ...
43 days of chewing gum little tomorrow, can someone also said that he bad breath, and why?
answer: every day, and swearing.

1 in the world who all of a sudden getting old?
answer: the bride. because today is the bride, tomorrow is his wife.
2 a heart worth?
Answer: 100 million . because the single-minded thing!
3 May I ask how many letters?
Answer: 20. AIDS (AIDS) died, ET (alien) flew away.
4 absolutely can not say where joke?
answer: by the sea. because the joke will be on the beach tsunami (sea laughs).
5 typhoon weather to how much money to go out with?
answer: four million. because of the typhoon weather did not \\hand is too short, take a bath to wash the stomach only, not wash back.
couple a pair of healthy, why give birth to babies without eyes? [D] chicken
9 if tomorrow is the end of the world, Why do some people want to commit suicide today? [B] to go to Heaven foothold
10 Pangniu sick, afraid to say when visiting someone else? [B] take care
11 question: cloth and paper afraid of?
answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case.
reasons: not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case.
12 questions: pencil name?
answer: Xiao
Reason: cut (Xiao) pencil.
13 questions: Kirin to the North Pole will become?
answer: ice cream.
reasons: ice cream (ice unicorn).
14 Question: Which number from 1 to 9 the most hard-working, which number the lazy?
answer: 1 lazy; 2 hard
reasons: one (1) do not do two (2) endless.
15 question: how to make the quiet sparrow?
answer: press it a bit.
reasons: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
16 question: Which person in history to run the fastest?
answer: Cao
reasons: speak of the devil to
17 questions: 30 - 50 Which figure is worse than the Bear's stool!
Answer: 40
reasons: facts speak louder than male (Bear) argue
18 questions: pigpen where the pig came out how to do?
answer: Wang Lee Hom
reasons: inside coax
19 question: how do they come?
answer: Han
24 under the two Kuaibing carp (four-character idioms)?
Answer: courteous ( Ice carp