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1, old baby
I ask husband: "You call me baby now, waited for us to have the child, you call the child baby, what do you call me then? What do you call me then??
Husband replies: "Old baby. "Old baby..
2, wind, rain!
Husband mentions him to marry my experience: "Wind, come; Rain, come; Let a rainstorm come some more violently! So, my wife came. My wife came..
3, have rice, I am very sad
Husband does not love to have rice, eat a steamed bread to say in the evening: "Have dumpling, I do not eat steamed stuffed bun absolutely; Have steamed stuffed bun, I do not eat deep-fried dough cake absolutely; Have deep-fried dough cake, I do not take a steamed bread absolutely; Have a steamed bread, I do not have rice absolutely; Have rice... I am very sad. Have rice... I am very sad..
4, toad prince
Husband drinks [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I am angry: "Drink again, we divorce! The toad of 3 legs searchs hard, the man full ave of two legs is! ~ " old justice: "I am the toad prince in your fokelore, does the toad of 3 legs search very hard? Congratulation you! You were found. You were found..
5, fold a quilt
Husband comes home, see good quilt is folded on the bed, turn pale with fright [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], exclamation: "Wife of our home baby agrees to fold a quilt eventually, not easy, although fold resemble a steamed twisted roll! Although fold resemble a steamed twisted roll!!
6, authentic wall steals apricot
Husband removed a name to cry on the net " authentic wall steals apricot " , I ask: "This what meaning? What concern does wall following authentic have solely secretly? What concern does wall following authentic have solely secretly??
Husband: "The family still sits in the Gong Xing such as the top of a wall, wait for Gong Xing to give a wall [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I can do not have that patience, direct authentic wore wall to eat apricot. Direct authentic wore wall to eat apricot..
I faint.
7, very ugly
The looking glass is taken before going out, husband: "Did not illuminate, also with respect to that about, very ugly. Very ugly..
I say: "I do not calculate good-looking [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], is what also do not have you to say so ugly? Is what also do not have you to say so ugly??
Husband: "You are very ugly really, do not believe... are you uglier than ermine cicada? Are you uglier than Zhao Jun? Are you uglier than Xi Shi? " , a when estimation did not remember 4 old beautiful woman are remained, then say: "Are you compared... are you uglier than your husband? "Are you compared... are you uglier than your husband??
8, laugh at
Husband looks at me to: "Wife, give husband laugh! Give husband laugh!!
I read newspaper, do not have time to respond him.
Husband: "Don't you laugh? That husband laughs at to you! That husband laughs at to you!!
9, beat sb at his own game
Call to husband, let him eat meal breakfast to come home: "Husband [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], come back earlier, come back there is the common people of the weaker sex late on the street, can rob to you money disaster color! Can rob to you money disaster color!!
Husband is happy: "The common people of the weaker sex? Aha, encounter as it happens, my beat sb at his own game. My beat sb at his own game..
10, pork tapeworm
dull quarrel with husband.
I say: "You this pig! "You this pig!!
Husband: "You die this pig! "You die this pig!!
I say: "You this smelly pig! "You this smelly pig!!
Husband: "You this pork tapeworm! "You this pork tapeworm!!
I am happy.
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