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Abstract After 80 eyes of 70 children now, like the Internet, like shopping, when after 80 children had 00 ... ... given rise to what will spark it?
】 【Body 1. Recently bought a pair to the blossoming red socks, above diamond, to find a black shirt to take a long section of line, I feel really good looking, very stylish
blossoming said: Why do I clothing is always black, in fact, I like pink
mother said: Black is fashion, you have to learn to appreciate
blossoming said: I do not want to appreciate the
mother said: you are responsible for wear, my mother is responsible appreciation of
blossoming. .......
2. morning, sleep late blossoming in, my mother advised her to lie warm in bed to get up early to kindergarten children ---
blossoming wrote: Why do you Lai bed?
mother said: Because I was a child in kindergarten do not stay in bed,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], so you can grow up to be lying in bed!
blossoming said: I do
mother said my father: Dad as a child to kindergarten every day with you stay in bed, so now get up early every day to send you to school!
Dad :#?%&.......
3. dinner
blossoming said : Mom, my stomach hurts!
mother: how to do?
blossoming: I do not eat enough!
mother :...... but your stomach bugs to eat ah, if you do not give food they eat, they had to eat your blossoming belly fleshy
frightened Q: stomach mother thought would break
serious answer: it will, of intestine ah ah all urine flow out .......
father threw a bowl full
----- 4. blossoming Crayon want to see, my mother said how old you look, your eyes will be blind!
blossoming said: Mom you're so pretty! Mom I love you!
mother said: Well, then look for a while!
5. mother in makeup, blossoming, Mom are you doing
mother said: mascara, eye will be painted a large
blossoming said: Mommy, I have painted
mother wrote: your eyes are larger
blossoming said: But I want a big, big big ......
mother then said: That would be terrible, his face nose mouth will be squeezed out, leaving only two eyes
6. kindergartens made a plug-speaking job is to teach children to behave respect, a man painted a picture of the drink, a woman in crying, a child is called in the children waved ----- home about not drinking means to persuade his father
mother said: What is painting the map ah?
blossoming said: Dad drinking, my mother started to cry
mother : that children should be how the father said
blossoming: the children said, Daddy, please do not drink, drink bad skin
7. blossoming eat Sands package, go to the supermarket to buy my mother, and steamed for her to eat
blossoming said: Mom, you're a good mother
mother said: Why? Steamed buns put you touched one!
blossoming said: Mom, I think you eat the buns will be a good mother to the father said mother
---- go to the supermarket to buy the whole package discount Sands a
8. blossoming raising two small turtles, and put it down
mother said: so like the little turtle, ah, good to give them a name
blossoming: What is good
mother said: Whatever ah, like what is what
blossoming: Then tell mom and dad still call it
: .. .... dad mom and dad, 1 dad, 2 it
---@#?%. .....
9. blossoming said: Mommy, I do not want to kindergarten it!
Mom: Why
blossoming: Because I want to tell your mother
Mom: 8 + 5 is equal to a few?
blossoming ...... fingers snapping fingers quickly enough
blossoming: do not know
Mom: no culture can not be the child together with her mother, which is set by the state .....
blossoming .......
10. blossoming in kindergarten on the road see a women with children begging, blossoming, said: Mom, came here to ask for money a, give ah, give
mother said: Why
blossoming said: because they are poor, that children do not have money to buy something to eat!
mother said: They beg not good because the kids to kindergarten, to eat candy every day at home watching Crayon to spend all the money at home, so his mother had to come begging .. ...
blossoming: Dad, fast car ......
11. Another time, the old beggar had a career in our car window begging, my mother took the opportunity of education blossoming: Look, do not take a child to kindergarten, grew up do not study hard, and had to go begging .......
back on the road and saw someone with the children kneel on the overpass for help, my mother Continuing Education : If you do not go to school in the future .....
after another: it will come out with her mother begging you with?
mother :........ estimated one out of your own to ......
12. blossoming
recently fell in love with a dozen games to play more than one hit hours
Mom: you
blossoming blossoming so fun: really fun
mother: miserable, you will not indulge the General Assembly, the network long .....
blossoming: What Addiction
mother: that all Internet
blossoming: Oh, like mother, like you
Taobao mother ..........
13. approaching lunch time
blossoming: Mom, I'm hungry, eat chocolate.
Mom: Yeah right quick dinner!
blossoming: But I want to eat chocolate to eat!
Mom: You can think of, whatever you want to take your time to think about it ......
blossoming: This is what my mother ah, how would there be such a mother?
mother ........
14. I was chatting on the Internet, came after another,
blossoming: Mom, I drink milk
mother : wait, I'm busy After 30 seconds
blossoming: Mom, I want to drink milk
Mother:
blossoming and so will tell you: Do you want to starve your blossoming do, do not you love me up, do not you do not my mother, my mother did not I do, do not .....
mother :.........
15. One day, my mother in the Internet, Dad is watching gangster movies, blossoming blossoming in the painting
: Mom, you come here
Mom: What
blossoming with her mother whisper: Mom, I tell you now is a good sister it!
mom: ah?
blossoming: go to help me put the disc it
16. night, three of us playing in bed
blossoming: Mom, in fact, I love you, I do love you yo!
Mom: Well, you have what you want
blossoming: Mommy, I want to eat chocolate
Mom: No, can not eat candy
blossoming at night: Dad, I really do love yo you ......
with weak father said :.... it, eat a small piece of it!
17. blossoming like to learn English, start changed to call me Mommy , Mommy short day length Mommy, I always thought his injury Gangju
in his blossoming: Mummy, how to say in English dolphins
Mom: uh no idea
blossoming: Mommy owl how to say in English?
Mom: a cat .... ah I know is that CAT, owl .....
after another: this is not know, that does not know, what a stupid mother mother unconvinced
said: That you, you know!?
blossoming said excitedly: I know, know, know everything blossoming, fast fast ask me ask me how to say pig, a dog how to say .....
mother .. .... this, uh I know have asked me this the next time ..... it .....
18. blossoming like bad luck recently bear, bear home every day to imitate the unfortunate butt twisted,
blossoming: Mommy, look at my twisted ass
Mom: Haha, so cute
more and more exciting, twisting the 3 minutes my father came back
Mother: blossoming, quick twist to see
flowers for Dad Duo: No, just too much twisting, and the twisted stomach pain
19. go to buy bread, cake room
blossoming: Mummy, I want the big birthday cake
Mom: No, that is to buy birthday,
blossoming: I-old birthday tomorrow
Mom: Who said that? I want you by my students
blossoming: Well, if I like a father born
20.
Blossoming in the supermarket: Mom, I want to buy the love of chocolate
Ferrero looked really picked up the box of your
special Dove's: buy this it
blossoming: Why, I love that my mother making a fuss, pointing
Ferrero said above in English: It says, children can not eat, I eat the teeth out of bare
blossoming doubt looked at the mother
mother picked up the Dove confound right and wrong : DORA, see not, is your English name This cute little blossoming gave written it!
blossoming smile and laugh, and holding a Dove
mother sighed: blossoming, and you must be eager to learn English better than the second quarter of ah
1. One night, suddenly blossoming wrote: I really go out for fun ah!
mother said: days are dark, you want to go?
blossoming then said: father and mother we went to wildlife park it
father said: No, so black, stay out of the father will be eaten by tigers how to do?
blossoming understatement to say: Then another new father hymns! Mom Dad hematemesis ING
faint smile: What kind of a new father change?
blossoming said: take us out to play this game every day, every day we buy chocolate to eat every day we have many gifts to send ah. ......
mother longing to say: nice
Dad continued to spit blood ........
2. my father bought a piece of cake to the blossoming
mother said: I could not bear to eat it
after another, looking for an excuse to want to cake Transfer: This .... I'm going to get over there to talk to Aunt Kay Sheng shared .....
Mom angry eye of pulling a piece of fast chips down: cousins to share with you not to eat mom? I am your real mother ....
after another corner of the cake looked less, and said a tearful grievance: how is this ah real mother?
3. blossoming way to school to buy a big whale balloon, the results accidentally fly
sad that she cried ah
father said: Do not cry, do this little thing is worth
blossoming said: The father is not promised to buy a new one to me you promised, oh I want you to remember one more Oh Oh you meant it to speak to calculate the teacher said if a child so you can not cheat To his word can not lie to a child you have to remember to buy a new to me Oh oh oh I want a bigger You have to remember Oh, Oh, you have promise to keep the teacher said ...... .
Dad broke down: But I did not say anything ah
4. school, Dad to pick up the Che Gulu blossoming blossoming
words again: Dad, you said you buy more balloon to me Oh, you meant it do not lie to you baby Oh you said ......
Father depressed, said: Well, my mother saw the blossoming
Fuwa balloon took a back Strange said: Why buy this, really wasted, no one will air it!
blossoming once said: Yes, ah, blame my father, my father insisted on buying me
: how was I not buy ......
after another: this is what I want to buy the balloon next to roasted sweet potatoes, but you went and bought a balloon directly
my dad ?#%&.........
5. blossoming know a chicken has since been excited
came back from school one day: Mom, I do not want is a chicken
Mom: Why?
blossoming: chicken is the [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]s like to eat that disgusting
mother: Zodiac is not to change the
blossoming: But I do not want is a chicken, but I decided to be ,.... Fuwa .... is a .....
Mom: There is no sign of the Zodiac 12 Fuwa
blossoming: But ..... But, I have decided to, ah
6. father to Grandpa called
blossoming went over to catch my father immediately: to give Grandpa called
blossoming: I now want to play, do not want to call
Dad: You say a few words with Grandpa Dad weekend take you to the reluctance of children's playground
blossoming
received a telephone call may be too excited after another grandfather, on the phone go on, after another has been Grandpa,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Grandpa, Grandpa .... 's butt
it finally has a neutral gear, after another said: Grandpa, I would not stand a
7. last weekend and forget to go grocery shopping, blossoming open the refrigerator that have nothing to eat inside No
she says angrily: how the refrigerator nothing
she looked carefully to find more angry and said: Why are all my mother's refrigerator, cosmetics!?
mother with weak explanation: This ... this food is not eaten by you Well,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], can not eat so cosmetics still, ah!
Eventually she more angry statement: refrigerator should be installed in many fishes to eat a lot of it!
8. After school, blossoming lying in bed watching TV
Mom: What are you doing tummy, stomach pain?
blossoming: stomach hurt, I'm listening to bugs in the belly of the mother and asks to speak
: they say
after another: they want to eat chocolate
mother said: Haha, I will not be fooled
blossoming: stingy aggressive mother
see my mother's face, not me ----- blossoming quickly explained, is the stomach bug that's
9. mother blossoming tie his shoe
Mom: blossoming, and the Department of laces if you do not, you can call the teacher to help
blossoming: Yesterday, the Department of pigs to help me babe alert
mother said: pig babe?
Blossoming right man said: Yes ah
Mom: Why does he help you tie your shoes
blossoming: He was like my mother chanting
ah mine lived :..... that you may not like him .... oh
blossoming: Why
Mom: ..... this .... Well, hey hey hey, since you want small-ah
blossoming a thought: It does not matter, because the pig is very small
babe mother ..... ....
10. blossoming on its ass pimple
several ways to give her mother sat with soil salt water bath and then himself out of the Internet
over time to forget
blossoming blossoming in the bathroom yelling: Mom, Mom, do you want me to soak up as pickled radish!?
in the third quarter
1. New Year's Eve night, my father called to his grandmother Betty,
father said: Grandma too thanks to a blossoming of it!
blossoming took the phone and said loudly, bring good fortune ---- wallet!
father and mother stunned a few seconds
mother said: This is like New Year's slogan on the highway robbery!
2. Mom in the kitchen washing dishes, blossoming and well-behaved in the side to help.
mother emotion, said: really poor kids headed back!
snorted my father and asked: blossoming, and you are rich or poor children child ah?
blossoming then said: I am a mother of a child! (She thought my father asked the child what the parent)
3. Blossoming lying on the billiard table, my mother asked: stomach hurt?
blossoming said: disdain not
mother said: stomach bug is speaking?
blossoming impatient and said: It is not
she said pointing to his stomach following pool: do not bother me, I am hatching eggs!
4. blossoming advised Fuwa father bought her a balloon.
father said: There are several balloons at home do not, you see a waste of time to buy one too!
blossoming: Dad, you gave me to buy one, and I grew up to buy for you well?
Dad: I do not like balloons .....
after another: I'll buy you shoes, beautiful shoes Well .......
after another took satisfied that Fuwa of walking, saw a sell balloon
blossoming: Dad, I'll buy two pairs of shoes, OK ?
5. my mother saw the blossoming of two balloons to take home, menacing, said: Why buy two balloons, you wasted!
blossoming quickly said: ah, it is because one is given to mother Yeah, I love you Mom!
mother had a smiling face to accept for the fact that
6. eat hot pot, my mother suddenly open the lid all the results of water vapor on the lens, sometimes confused, almost knocked
pot, blossoming side ---- contemptuous mother said, please do not be so ashamed of you!
7. blossoming said: Dad, you said I was really good to see Crayon or Snoopy?
Dad: do not look, eyes myopia
blossoming: Well, I had to run away from home!
Dad: Where
blossoming: go outside and watch the computer
8. blossoming: Mom, I go out for fun, good at home, bored!
Mom: No, I am too busy pretending to be aggrieved
blossoming said: I think I was not born mother
Mom: Who do you think is born?
blossoming: I was born Daddy, Daddy, you take me out to play!
9. blossoming to the children's playground painted a sand painting, and numerous compliments
silence for a few days before blossoming deliberately dangling mother: Mom , my sand painting will not look good
Mom quickly said: nice, really nice ah
blossoming hold back a smile and said: Dad, my sand painting does not look good right
father quickly said: nice, very nice
.......... about 5 minutes later, replay the text again
........... about 10 minutes later, came a bit impatient mother
: said several times, and you have fresh you!?
blossoming: Mom, I'm definitely not a good little mother look at the issue of the
upgrade quickly cheer Re: is a good little, is cleverest baby
blossoming side something to color continues: Dad I certainly was not good little right
father quickly said: No ah you behaved
........... about 5 minutes, the word replay again
... ...... about 10 minutes, then repeat the tired mother
last the father said: the next time she can no longer retreat into the trap of the
10. blossoming in eating 3 After Ferrero: Mom,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I want to get something to eat
Mom: What
blossoming: Yes that is my favorite
mother deliberately fool: is rice blossoming angry and said it
: No
Mom: cabbage and radish
blossoming more angry and said: Do I do rabbits
fool in the end my mother continued: What is it? In the end what is it?
Blossoming angrily said: Mom, you said, happy New Year to you, do not you want to make me happy on it?
Am I not your students do, do not chocolate at home you ......
mother has been completely defeated, only say ---- Well, eat two bar
11. New Year's cousin back home after another call Kai Sheng, Sheng Kai said: blossoming I miss you, do you want me?
blossoming: I also want you
Sheng Kai Sheng Kai
PHS signal is not good to say: Do you want me
after another after another: I think you
Sheng Kai: Duo You say you want flowers I
blossoming: I think you
Sheng Kai: I want you in the end after another after another :.....
Shengkai harm you say you do not stumble I also stumbled because you stutter so
we just say that the word so you do not stutter friends ......
12. fifth day early in the morning my grandmother called to tell her mother that day an unfortunate news, mother Sanjiu
mother died in a car accident while the phone crying
blossoming: Mama do not cry, you said, happy New Year to you
mother cry I tell her the whole story
separated for a while
blossoming choked to say : Mom, I wanted a happy New Year, but you see my tears, it does not listen to his words come out
13. today on my blog, my mother a bad mood, in order to father a trifle loud roar after another came to say a few words
: Mom, Dad, do not curse, you Sanjiu are dead!
mom and dad were stunned by
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