Feng Gong humor

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33, who never know who told you what time inadvertently said goodbye never really gone after. -
29, you see me hit the words on the screen, but can not see my tears fell on the keyboard! -
34, for a minute how long? It depends on what you are squatting on the toilet inside or outside in the toilet, etc. ... ... -
21, the words of a man just like the old lady's teeth, how much is true? ! -
32, I allow you into my world, but never allow you to walk around my world. -
13, and then cattle b of Chopin, but also the sadness I could not bombs! -
37, you never see my lonely, because when you do not see that I am most lonely! -
43, if in a million, I would buy a house rented out to another 30 every day to collect a rent. Kaka ~ ~ full wow! -
31, if you see the shadow in front, do not be afraid, it is because the sun behind you! -
22, Q: Do you like my point? -
A: I like you away from me! -
9, point the smoke, smoked is lonely ... ... -
6, I am sorry, you cheap laugh. -
4, low-key! B is the most cattle to show off! ! -
26, Lei Feng did not go down good, but Everything Diary inside. -
40, a bad mood today, I have only four sentences say, including this and the previous two sentences, I finished saying! -
44, the horse may not be the prince, it may be monk; with angel wings are not necessarily, and sometimes a bird person. -
12, tied my heart could not say that I do not bother! -
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38, such as feelings of aftershocks, like the other girls love lover, feared and he does not come, afraid that he recklessly. -
45, \The upper half of it from \-
3, fell, got up and cry ~~~-
28, junior high school physical education teacher, said: Who dares to wear the dress to my class to fine her upside down. -
30, 45 ° looking up to others of their choice, to 135 ° looking down Xiuguai others see you. -
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2, do not talk to me about ideal, quit,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]! -
42, even if is bull feces, but also met the day beetles. So you need not to worry about today, there are too many of their own. -
10, not what you do not laugh, smile powder to fall! -
18, possession of even believe the middle is also a lie! -
11, were not smart, but also learn from others bald. -
48, my dad said to me the most moving words: \\
49, Comrades: Do not stock, the risk is too great, or the safest tofu! Hard to do is dried bean curd, soybean curd to do is dilute, so thin is the bean curd skin, so no more is the milk, put out a stinky smell! Guaranteed profits, no loss it! -
46,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], a few decades, we have to meet, to the crematorium, all the burning ash, you pile a bunch I do not know anyone who do all the fertilizer to the rural areas. -
23, your hand, know the Zaichou, burst into tears, the child does not take me away. -
47,2008 too normal, all is not normal! At this critical moment, the Chinese soccer team to come forward and prove to the world: Chinese soccer team is still normal! -
36, Story of the Stone tells us: those who truly love the last all gone, all the final mix are reunited. -
39, heard a woman such as clothing,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], brothers, brotherhood, in retrospect, I actually busy divvying up to twenty years streaker! -
35, love to speak up, because you never know, tomorrow, and accidents, which will be first! -
14, alive, happy point, because we die a long time. -
27, Shi Tai, you are my heart's magic, Pinseng away from you the closer to the farther away from the Buddha ... ... -
7, I can resist everything but temptation ... ... -
24, Zhuge Liang before coming out, did not bring a soldier! Why the hell I'm going to experience? -
1, get rid of the panda, I'm David! -
8, I only have a car, or own the ... ... -
16,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], my people never hold a grudge, grudges against the spot I usually overstated. -
5, how can effort to lose weight do not eat ah? -
41, the iron rice bowl is not the true meaning of life in a place to eat rice, but a life where all food to eat. -
17, little things do not look for me, and something not to find me! -
20, I'm not the RMB, how to make everyone like me? -
15, since you do not speak English in front of me was, OK? -
19, I'm so fond of you, you will not die like my look? -
25, cherish the life God has let you live, you certainly have his arrangements. -