History of the most funny truth or dare

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1. Your enemy on the toilet, no paper can not get out, how do you do? ? - To give him a roll of transparent plastic
2. Your ex married, you are willing to attend her wedding? - I just want to attend the funeral of Ah!
3. midnight robbers met, told him not to sing to let you go, you will sing? - Hao Hange. . .
4. Believe me, you have the entire capacity of it? - My stomach is Takashi. . .
5. If the rival out of the water, you what? - Pee. . .
6. Do you think you personally look good, or the photos look good? - Turn off the lights look good. . .
7. freckles, high myopia, pie face, like the legs, thick waist, so that when you choose a wife, you will choose? - I would choose the man. . .
8. My father suddenly said to me, my money than the Li Ka-shing, you say? - This medicine has
9. Smoking men have taste,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], or drink for man to taste? - Does not bathe there. . .
10.13 个 children points 9 oranges, how to divide it fair? - Strangled four!
11. things you struggle each day what? - Constipation. . .
12. couplet: looking for a job a good job. Scroll reads to find a good husband to find her husband? - Dream. . .
13. on the bus you sleep, wake up to what? - Ah. . . I'm still alive? (Because I'm the driver)
14. Now, the eyes away from the computer screen to the right and saw what, tell me? - My father's hand, *** What time is it not sleep! ! !
15. which parts of your body being admired? - Nails, old Aunt Zhao child guard praise me, yo, this child looks just like Andy Lau, nails it! ! !
16. I drink more than holding your hand suddenly, and then you say I love you long time how do you do - I'm sorry, I had married your daughter has.
17. If the death, Meng Po in Modoribashi see, to cure my you drink, you say - my grandmother a leg! And watered it! ! ! (This I laughed smoked)
18. The most memorable piece of body scars is how come - was born hard-hearted doctor who cut.
19. Tears to flow out? Not want to be someone else when see? will be how to do? - Hand over his eyes of others.
20. You most want to keep a pet in mind what is? ? ? - Altman
21. To give a person,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], would like to forget,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the most effective way? - Research Altman
22. Some people sprinkle you an oil, to say to you: Do not worry, there are subtle automatic, you supposed to? - Hit his impotence, and said, \ask you: This is the Earth? How do you answer? - If it is beautiful, I would say: \passengers, hold a laptop sitting in an afternoon, how do you see? - Better than sitting Tiffany strong hold notebook.
25. Some people say to you, I have to use mineral water to flush the toilet at home, how do you respond? - I came out of urine are Royal Salute!
26. you are one of the opposite sex looks pretty good middle of the night to call you to go out with you ********, how do you do? - Get out! I is a decent man! ------------------- **** I am going to seduce?
27. twin brother called the Dragon, brother Jiaosha good? - Eight
28. Both girls like you, a beautiful and talented, a gentle housekeeper, you choose? - First home away from
29. If I have to in (1 2 Sister Furong Li Yuchun flower 4 *** 3) pick one, then immediately the bridal chamber, what you choose - choose death ---
30. play to steal the food you steal what is most valuable? - Internet cafes in the mouse. . .
31. display screen constantly shake slightly,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], in what ways? ---- Shook you, when you display the frequency and amplitude of the same picture when you do not feel out.
32. witches broom why not ride the bench ride it? Because riding a broom ----- handsome more than riding the bench, and encounter the enemy (strong, their beat) can pretend to sweep the floor to work.
33. on the market fertility drugs? What can eat a little fat? The simpler the better! ----- Yes, as long as a moment to soon become fat. Is to find a hornet's nest, to mix the two into his hand, the O, just for a while, to ensure that even fat mom did not know you.
34. the baby will be born in February 2007, father surnamed Zhang, Ma Wang, please play a name, it is best to double-word name, and is the verb-object structure of the octopus .------ Wang