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1. why big is the schoolgirl of 3 very rich?
2. some female body is smelly nobody can be borne, reason although appearance is like Xi Shi unmanned however dare chase after. Like that cathedral of classics of a day of road, the prayer that enters under sadness. A short while one matter drops the ground, it is one spike! Ask, why reason?
3. has many 20 frog in a brook swimming, only a frog wore underpants, excuse me why?
What will 4. Martian to earthly hind like to eat most? Returning clew answer is triliteral.
5. uses idiom of a 4 words to describe the beautiful wife that rejects unripe child please.
An old sow crosses 6. the bridge, the bridge can bear 500 kilograms weight, old sow weighs 300 kilograms, but it arrives among the bridge,the bridge collapsed however, how to return a responsibility excuse me?
7. an ant drops the ground from the headroom of 150 thousand kilometre, how dead is asking ant? (refuse starved to death / thirsty is dead / often wait for low key to death)
8. Yao Ming circles the earth to walk along circuit, did the head go more than the foot much further? (suppose: Earthly radius 6000 kilometers)
Empty grandmother, mom and mother's eldest sister sing card to pull OK together -- lay person of triliteral country head.
If 10. is white every day very fine, I can say Sunny. If in the evening, day also very fine, how should say with English?
11.(above did not guess send you rightly a riddle about a character or word! ! ! ) in pairs of person of water side battle goes, the person takes treasure coronal to need behead, 3 inches of Jin Lian carry careless car on the head, er beside one person is accompanied, look after all Wen Shengbian, see fair just know right hand incomplete, 18 people bamboo issues constellation, empty companion peony is not spent.
Who is 12. Tang Chao's cheapest hooter?
There are 3 woman students that have banger inside 13. dinning hall: One is being licked eat, one is being bitten eat, one is being wrapped eat. Ask: Which schoolgirl married? ?
14. classmate asks: What method can make money lays money? I answer: ...
15. asks: What do you know clear Chao Hetang to have to differ toward aesthetic viewpoint?
Answer: Know, quiet day belle is like Lin Daiyu, horse of beauty mount a horse does not know Tang Chaomei female like Yang Guifei, (... ... ... ) . Ask pair of the second line of a couplet in bracket.
One hooligan of 16. is being dallied with one female,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], before dare not going up, passerby checks, before one farmer rushs, go at this moment. "Put her " " you who ah, foolish *B, bifurcation searchs smoking is! ! ! " before hooligan rushs, go, but hear a boom 3 times only, hooligan is blood all over the face go up... -- hit a kind of mineral water
In road of 17. go on a pilgrimage for Buddhist scriptures the Tang Dynasty monk often Xiang Tudi people advocate power of Buddha. Mentioned oneself to defy the achievement of ** in daughter country. The Tang Dynasty the monk says: "The belle on the world is bones of the dead nevertheless in my eye, it is all living creatures on belle world not merely all be bones of the dead, realize for instance empty, you just also are the bones of the dead that one caboodle does with stone just,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], sanded monk you are quicksand the bones of the dead in the river " abrupt the Tang Dynasty the front of Seng Wei laugh 8 give up say: "In my eye, 8 give up you are special, you are not one moraine head, you are... "
18. is big temporarily, one brother mixes the dormitory her MM each other gives value 1W yuan platinum decides affection ring, in envy of water of big members of a family. Who knows, after the university graduates, two people parted company... after a year, two people attack to encounter in the cat.
Male: Good recently? Female: Never mind is good, but have a good news and a bad news.
Male: What bad news? Female: A few days ago I became tubal operation.
Male: True ah? Not bad that now? Female: Hum.
Male: Do you say to still have a good news? Excuse me: What good news?
A new fellow student comes around in 19. class, the teacher lets her make a brief self introduction: "Although I am new,come around, but I will surely not be best show, may not can be the most beautiful, may not can be study is best! ! ! !!
After why finishing class is after why finishing class, she exploded to beat suddenly by everybody?
20. says " Changjiang Delta gives a beauty " , can you be why south don't have a belle greatly?
The woman that why 21. says to the cat attacks is in the majority?
The be anxious when 22. is not broken, destroyed ability glad, what is this?
It is painful cent on 23. medicine 12 class. The 1st class is when be being bitten by mosquito painful, the 12nd class, namely the most painful one class -- the anguish when childbirth. So excuse me, of the 13rd class painful what be?
24. changes heart surgery failure, the patient sang a song to give a doctor as mortal words of the deceased, guess name of 8 words song.
25. man briefs -- make 13 compatriots name.
26. Zhou Yu falls into vitriolic pool -- make a kind of disease.
One university of 27. United States, some schoolgirl carries male friend to answer the dormitory. During two people are exceedingly sentimental, ungird of take off your coat when, the schoolgirl is pointing to his vest suddenly to say: "How is your vest NIKE? " the schoolboy replies: "I am team member of school basketball team, NIKE sponsors our polo shirt. " dash forward point to its briefs cloud: "How is your briefs REEBOK? "
The schoolboy replies: "I am member of school oarage team at the same time, REEBOK sponsors our briefs. " stark-naked hind schoolgirl Jing sees imprint on its DD have ' AIDS ' , breathe out greatly: "Slave home cannot with have ' AIDS ' man go to bed! "Slave home cannot with have ' AIDS ' man go to bed!!
Schoolboy laugh says: "Cool Baby, soon You Will See... "
The girl feels relieved,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], next two people are done happily. What is the word that omits excuse me?
A person is in 28. cliff of ascend lofty or bottomless, the tool that he uses is cord, see a big grey wolf suddenly when he is about to climb cliff to support, see it holds the candle only, the face takes Yin Xiao, signal says it is preparing to burn cord with the candle.
The person that climb cliff does not think him this small order submits an expense account at this point, be no good urgently, at this moment his heart is unripe one plan, to big grey wolf...
Excuse me: What to the person that climb cliff said to big grey wolf or do, does as a result big grey him wolf blow the candle destroyed?
When 30. middle school, one brother takes me to go to bookstall insolent ground asking a boss: "Is there Liu Bei? " I am feeling puzzled, see the boss turned over two Huang Shu to give from the corner only. I ask on the road that go back: "Why does Huang Shu cry ' Liu Bei ' ah? " he tells me quietly...
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