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10 humorous stories ____________________________________________.... a philosophy, a choice
a farmer rescued from the flood of his wife, his children had been drowned. Later, people talking. Some said he was right, because the child can have another wife but not the death and resurrection; some say that he has done wrong to another one because his wife, the child can not died and rose again.
I listened to people talk, but also puzzled difficult decision: If you could only save one person, whether his wife should save it, or save the children? So I went to visit the farmer and asked him was how to think. He replied: \, I pondered the words of farmers, said to himself: the so-called life is so many choices.
Second, a person to buy a parrot parrot
seen a parrot before the mark: This parrot will be two languages, the price two hundred yuan. The other is marked before the parrot said: This parrot will be four languages , price four hundred yuan. Which to buy it? Two are glossy coat, very flexible and cute. This man turns ah turn, could not decide. Results suddenly found an old toothless, parrots, scattered dark coat color, price eight hundred yuan. The man rushed to the boss called: \ This strange man: \
This story tells us: the real leaders, not necessarily how strong their ability, just to understand trust, understand decentralization, treasure, will be able to unite more than their own power, so as to enhance their social status. Instead many people have very strong capabilities because it is too perfectionist, hands-on, what people do not like myself, and finally can only do the best research staff, sales representatives, can not become good leaders.
Third, the kangaroo cage
day and found the kangaroo from the zoo keeper ran out of the cage, and then met to discuss, agree that the height of the cage is too low. So they decided to cage Mega height from 10 to 20 meters high. The results next day they went outside to find the kangaroo, so they decided then heightened to 30 meters height. Actually did not expect the next day all went outside and see the kangaroos, so much tension administrators decided to lamb, the height of the cage, increasing the height to 100 meters. One day a few giraffes and kangaroos in their chat, \>
management experience: things are \ Management What is it? Management is to first analyze what the primary and the secondary contradictions, and understand something of the \
IV, King Wen of Wei Bian Que's medicine
asked doctors Bian Que said: \ brother best, the second brother, my worst. \. Because most people do not know what he had to eradicate the cause, so he does not enjoy going; the brother cures a disease in its early time. Most people think that he can only treating minor illness, so his fame is only the village. And I was seriously ill at the time of treatment. Most people see me in the meridians on the needle tube bleeding, dressing and other major surgery on the skin, so I thought of my highly skilled, well-known result reverberates nationwide. \>
management experience: as a matter of control after control, a matter of control than pre-control, but unfortunately not caught most of the business management experience to this point, until the wrong decisions caused significant damage before seeking cover. But often a great reputation even invited the \
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music suddenly have guests pay only to the person guest house, see the host family's kitchen chimney is straight on, next to have a lot of wood. Guests tell the owner that the chimney to change song, timber to be removed, otherwise there could be fire, the owner is not listened to any said. Sure enough, a fire house near the owner, neighbors quickly came around the fire, the last fire was extinguished, so the sheep slaughtering master cooking, dinner neighbors to pay them credit for fighting, but did not suggest that he had requested the removal of wood, chimney people change the song. Some of the owner, said: \ I really feel strange thing! \
management experience: Most people think,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], enough to settle or resolve business process issues in a variety of difficult people, that is, good managers, in fact, this is open to question, saying: \ patients in the first place, has become more important than order, and disorder at, this point of view, the prevention of business issues were, in fact better than the business issues and solutions.
six, save
in a fierce battle, the captain suddenly found an enemy aircraft diving down to the ground. To stick and found that enemy dive not hesitate to lie down. Captain did not lie down immediately available, he found that he forty-five meters away from a little distance where the soldier was still standing. He was too busy to think more like a diving fighter flying the small tightly under pressure in the body. At this point a loud noise, splashed with mud rained on them. Captain patted the dust, a look back,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], suddenly shocked: I just own that position in which the bombing into a pit.
seven out
ancient times, there are two brothers, each taking a trip with a suitcase. Along the way, the brothers have heavy luggage will be overwhelmed. They had tired of the right hand left hand, right hand and left hand tired. Suddenly, the brother stopped to buy a pole in the street, two suitcases on either side of the hanging pole. He stirred up two boxes on the road, they started to feel a lot easier.
linked these two stories may be some far-fetched, but they do have striking similarities: the story of the little soldier and brother are lucky, but even more fortunate is the story of the Captain and his brother, because they but also in helping others help themselves!
management experience: on the road in our life, is sure to encounter many difficulties. But we are not all know that the road ahead, move away at the foot of a stumbling block to others, sometimes just for their future careers.
VIII,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the king's son
fishing fisherman has had a first-class fishing techniques, had been known as \ However, \ So tell the people fishing to keep the hearts of the king's distress: \ things to teach from, tell them how to weave nets to capture fish, most likely, most will not disturb fish, boating what and how the net most likely to please the fish into the vat. they grow up, I also teach them how to know the tides, identified fishing season. summed up all my hard-earned experience of many years, I have to teach them without reservation, but they did not keep up with technology fishing techniques worse than I am the son of the fishermen! \, asked: \ allow them to avoid detours, I have been with me so that they learn. \ before, there is no lack of experience with the same lessons, can not make National Cheng Kung University! \
September, Apple
the river an old monk, gather around with a bunch of his devout disciples. That day, he asked his disciples to fight a Nanshan Tam person to wood back. Disciples rush to line the river not far from the mountain, everyone stunned, I saw floods rush down from the mountains down, in any case can never expect to cross the river firewood out. Without success, his disciples were a little dejected. Exception of a young monk and master relative calm. Teacher asked why, the young monk took out an apple from her and handed the master said, had not the river firewood can not play, see the river have apple trees, I dig the only one apple tree to pick a. Later, the young monk has become the master of the mantle-human transmission.
the world have to go finish the road, the river also had not. Can not cross the river turn and return, and also the kind of wisdom. But the real wisdom but also in the river to do one thing: thinking of flying kites, off an \ Ancient and modern historical view, that holds such a belief in life who have achieved the ultimate breakthrough in life and beyond.
ten, use of personnel went to the temple
people know, one into the temple, first of Amitabha Buddha, welcoming smile, and in his north, it is the bad guy in the black mouth of Veda. But according to legend a long time ago, they were not in the same temple, but were in charge of a different temple. Mi Le Buddha warm and happy, so very many people coming, but he do not care, losing things,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], not good management accounts , so still make ends meet. While the Veda is an expert in management accounts, but cloudy with a face all day long, too serious, and made fewer and fewer people, cut off the last incense. Buddha incense, it was found in the investigation of this issue, it will be the two of them in the same temple, the Mi Le Buddha is responsible for public relations, Xiaoying Octagon off, so incense big wang. The Veda Untouchables, Zi will be more beads, then put him in charge of financial, strictly. In two of the division of labor, the temple thriving scene. In fact, the master
the eyes of the employer, not useless, as the martial arts master, without precious sword, defloration Fei Ye can hurt, the key to see how.
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