Bush out of the pit after the salvage procedure 13

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Even George W. Bush into a pit-type toilet, accidentally fell down the toilet is high, manure deep, almost together with the neck. Bush feel life is in danger, so shouted for help. Was found, the United States George W. Bush down have launched a major rescue operation. The first step, the first full Bush falling toilet block in the city, into a ** state. The second step, the carpet-city investigation to see whether this event ** molecules involved. The third step, the command UFO Research Center, the military scene, to see if an alien spoof of the Earth,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and if found UFO, which ordered the military fighter aircraft tracked drive. The fourth step, the city mayor,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Health Secretary, the Secretary safety, sanitation Secretary, Science and Technology Secretary, Town Planning Secretary, Senior Activity Center is responsible for prosecution of all persons. The fifth step, Bush's security, to replace all lost followers. Step six, playing the Japanese prime minister's phone amps, see him in the not at home, then the US plane to invite him to the United States, the United States conduct a thorough investigation of the toilet,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and then write a detailed investigation report. The report includes: 1 level of the depth of the toilet . 2, the toilet wall thickness thin. 3, the volume of the toilet. 4, the density of manure. 5, PH value. 6, the buoyancy. 7, temperature. 8, the boiling point. 9, the manure content of the various components. 10, the unit content of maggots, the total amount of maggots. 11-meter radius around the toilet and whether the evildoer monster, because Bush may be in breach of these \ Seventh step, please direct the rescue Rice personally appear . Step Eight, please Bill. Gates went to the scene to observe the investigations and the preparation of a tight spot, the computer program and then enter this set of high-risk operation robot computer program, let the robot to complete the rescue mission, in order to reduce casualties accidents. The ninth step, the Bush family and relatives prepared to Shanghao coffin, by the US Deputy Secretary of State Robert Zoellick to be the first to write good articles, and condole memorial list of the Committee to prepare for Bush in the rescue event of an accident when. The tenth step, the President informed the White House is ready in preparation of the second set, in case of emergency. The tenth step, ready to Apache helicopters and Scud missiles, once the president was rescued from the toilet, immediately to the air transport and escort to the White House. Twelfth step, ready to announce the use of force against another Arab country, to distract the world ** out of the toilet with Bush over this concern,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], thus affecting the people and the world in the eyes of the president's image and reputation, but also enable the presidency strong competitors without meddling blamed the machine, so as not to affect their re-election next president. Thirteenth Step, the rescue began.