Feng Gong humor, keep!

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! !1, get rid of the panda, I'm David!
2, do not talk to me about ideal, quit!
3, fell, got up and cry ~ ~ ~
4, low-key! B is the most cattle to show off! !
5, how can effort to lose weight do not eat ah?

6, I am sorry, you cheap laugh.
7, I can resist everything but temptation ... ...
8, I only have a car, or own the ... ...
9, point the smoke, smoked is lonely ... ...
10 not you do not laugh, smile powder to fall!
11, were not smart, but also learn from others bald.
12, tied my heart could not say that I do not bother,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]!
13, and then cattle b of Chopin, but also the sadness I could not bombs!
14, alive, happy point, because we die a long time.
15, since you do not speak English in front of me was, OK?
16, my people never hold a grudge, grudges against the spot I usually overstated.
17, little things do not look for me, and something not to find me!
18, even believe are hidden in the middle of a lie!
19, I'm so fond of you, you will not die like my look?
20, I'm not the RMB, how to make everyone like me?
21, the words of a man just like the old lady's teeth, how much is true? !
22, Q: Do you like my point?
A: I like you away from me!
23, your hand, know the Zaichou, burst into tears, the child does not take me away.
24, Zhuge Liang before coming out, did not bring a soldier! Why the hell I'm going to experience?
25,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], cherish the life - God has let you live, you certainly have his arrangements.
26, Lei Feng did not go down good, but Everything Diary inside.
27, Shi Tai, you are my heart's magic, Pinseng away from you the closer to the farther away from the Buddha ... ...
28, junior high school physical education teacher, said: Who dares to wear the dress to my class, inverted to fine her.
29, you see me hit the words on the screen, but can not see my tears fell on the keyboard!
30, 45 ° looking up to others of their choice, to 135 ° looking down Xiuguai others see you.
31, if you see the shadow in front, do not be afraid, it is because the sun behind you!
32, I allow you into my world, but never allow you to walk around my world.
33, who never know who told you what time inadvertently said goodbye never really gone after.
34, for a minute how long? It depends on what you are squatting on the toilet inside or outside in the toilet, etc. ... ...
35, love to speak up, because you never know, tomorrow, and accidents, which will be first!
36, Story of the Stone tells us: those who truly love the last all gone, all the final mix are reunited.
37, you never see my lonely, because when you do not see that I am most lonely!
38, such as feelings of aftershocks, like the other girls love lover, feared and he does not come, afraid that he recklessly.
39, heard a woman such as clothing, brothers, brotherhood, in retrospect, I actually busy divvying up to twenty years streaker!
40, a bad mood today, I have only four sentences say, including this and the previous two sentences, I finished saying!
41, the iron rice bowl is not the true meaning of life in a place to eat rice, but a life where all food to eat.
42, even if is bull feces, but also met the day beetles. So you need not to worry about today, there are too many of their own.
43, if in a million, I would buy a house rented out to another 30 every day to collect a rent. Kaka ~ ~ full wow!
44, the horse may not be the prince, it may be monk; with angel wings are not necessarily, and sometimes a bird person.
45, \The upper half of it from \
46, a few decades, we have to meet, to the crematorium, all the burning ash, you pile a bunch I do not know anyone who do all the fertilizer to the rural areas.
47,2008 too normal, all is not normal! At this critical moment, the Chinese soccer team to come forward and prove to the world: Chinese soccer team is still normal!
48, my dad said to me the most moving words: \\Hard to do is dried bean curd, soybean curd to do is dilute, so thin is the bean curd skin,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], so no more is the milk,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], put out a stinky smell! Guaranteed profits, no loss it!