Funny ghost stories

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Eat apples as saying in a dark and stormy night the night, in the longest piece of the most horrible way ... ... ... ...
taxi driver to have been there ... ...
a woman in street waving to the cars along the way ... ... ah ... ... ... ... ... ...
pretty quiet until the woman speak ... ...
She said: \... \sentence: \Slowly tilt your head to the front man, said to the driver ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
want to know what she says? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
\a taxi driver working in the taxi line.
one day late at night, he was driving through a very desolate place, surrounded by dark; suddenly see there is a wasteland in front of building, lit the dim light. He is what is strange here since when such a building to see the side of the road waving a lady sitting in his car to go home after the ride, the young lady, he took the door off and began driving, After a child, he felt very strange, Why did the young lady did not speak, and he looked back in the mirror, how can any young lady, just a doll sitting there, scared him half to death, thrown out of the window grabbed the doll out of home after three months of serious illness .
so he is well after, he went back to the taxi line job, his colleagues said to him: You're not mean, there came a beautiful young lady complained that she was the last to take your car, and she just throw into the doll,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], you put the doors locked up and drove off.
3. wisps
night in a dark, dark road to catch a person, through a cemetery. breeze, the sound rustled around, straight Jiaoren hair stood on end, scalp hair first. Just then, he suddenly found a little red fire in the distance loom now. His first thought is \threw light. and saw that the fire flew leisurely fluttering behind another grave mound. He was afraid, and picked up a stone throwing in the past toward the fire, and saw that the light fly to another makes the graves. At this point He has nearly collapsed. So, they picked up a stone and threw it toward the light. At this time, just listen to the back of the graves came the voice: \Do not let bubble feces pull pull myself happy. I smoke a bag of kung fu chop three. \knock - knock - knock the sound to scare. The voice came from a dark place they were trembling with fear, then they found that older adults are holding a chisel chisel a tombstone.
one Men would say: \the .!!!!\things, the ghost will not hurt you. may be the dessert of, at night, Chu Yang terrible pain to the stomach. is really no way to Chu Yang had with horror, bite the bullet and went to the toilet. Chu Yang
to just squat, they heard the voice of a ghost: \\\\\\\\Too many households in heaven, were full. But now there is a quota! you say, see who die the most miserable, who let heaven!
Thus, the first ghost ... ... I began a lifetime cleaners. work very hard! from morning till night! one day, I was a building outside Cabo,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]! is the kind of hanging on the outside of the dangerous work at height! in more than 30 floor! Suddenly, my foot slipped, slip fall! I think, over! die! but allow me to survive in the unconscious of the poking! Luckily, I grabbed the railing of a balcony, in the 13th floor. I think there are saved! so want to wait got it together after the climb! Unexpectedly, suddenly it was a strike with fists of my hands, I fall down! I think, and I am really over! However, my life should never, under a tent caught I am, I am glad the German plot Past sure! want to wait got it together to go on. Who would have thought a refrigerator fell above, and kills me!
second ghost said ... ... I was a clerk before his death. What alright, I have a wife, beautiful. build great! but just a little water flowering. I have a mild heart attack. one day forgot to bring medicine to work, I get to go home. a door and saw his wife messy hair , Yishanbuzheng. certainly adulterer. So I find Full House, the kitchen to find, but also to find the toilet, did not find. to the balcony, I found two hands pawing at the railing, I thought: adulterer! So he hand of a strike with fists. I thought, 13th floor! to see you drop dead! the results I saw, but still not dead! be tent caught! me anxious, so Full House looking into the kitchen and found that the refrigerator is large enough, then dropped to the refrigerator. finally killed him! I was so happy! laughing. Surprisingly, myocardial ridge laughing plug, died laughing!
third ghost said ... ... I am alive is a small fry, But I did nothing wrong! One day I went to a female friend's house shaking! just after finishing things, her husband suddenly back! I have to find a place to hide. So look for the kitchen, the toilet is also looking for, and eventually found their home refrigerator very large, so I hid in the refrigerator gone! I do not understand how her husband know that I am in the refrigerator, the refrigerator he actually dropped from the 13th floor to go,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]! my fridge so carrying the man killed it!
7.
two people in a remote village, a trail on a straight poles, strange to say, often been in that accident. Soon a pair of young men and women are not careful on your bike hit the spot killed. One night, five-year-old blog and the way home after his mother there, suddenly a small blog: \\\? \a girlfriend. him than anyone in the world love her. But one day his girlfriend left him mercilessly, and even did not give him a reason. looked at his girlfriend shopping arm in arm by others, he lose, lose his mind. Then one day he killed his girlfriend. Originally, he intended to kill her after the suicide. But when the death was the value of life. After that day he was troubled by nightmares, dreams of his girlfriend naked, disheveled, red tongue hanging, the fingers like a hook to him Suoming. nightmares of his torture, such as pin-shaped bone, one day he gets a priest has been seeking out.
priest asked him to do three things
First, the good buried body of his girlfriend
second, wearing his pajamas girlfriend burned alive
third of the pants to hide everything clean
must be completed before the three-shift, or there will be fatal disaster!
he followed the priest's orders to do everything very carefully, but it was pieces of the pants but could not find out how. soon the three-shift , and large drops of perspiration dripping from his face all wet the carpet. In three-shift, when he will be found that pieces of clots of blood, but the rub is that no matter how how not wash off. this time the strong wind was blowing, electricity flash thunder. windows were swaying left and right wind flap, broken glass makes the sound more gripped with a sudden all the lights Quanmie, the whole house was dark.
lightning,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I saw his girlfriend wearing a blood stained pajamas, eyes dripping blood, his face grim, pointing to his snapped: \? \