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PostWysłany: Wto 1:25, 14 Gru 2010    Temat postu: History of the Bank's bitter!

Bank of everyone to cure that way!First, get some change
brother told me to replace it 50 married 20 rounds of small red envelopes with rmb.
took to the bank for 1k, sb is extremely bad attitude, said, \I am very ferocious asked, \1k \
sb said,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], \I, cheap!!!


Second, why is it called CCB
cheap just go to the hospital next to the line of withdrawals, ATM machine in front of many people, everyone in the line up the sun.
But the strange thing is inside the operating room has only one customer.,
so I went to a window on the length of the staff people that die like a dog to take 800.
that person actually comes out of the ATM to take, I asked him why the card can not be taken at the counter?
5000, he said the following are taken to the ATM machine, saying it was to save time, improve efficiency, diversion, I was on the silly, streaming?
I asked him, now ranked outside the old ATM queue length, there is not a person, which saves what efficiency? Which file
5000 under the provisions can not be taken at the counter? Other banks can!
the dog thing is cheap line file, I said show me! He can not even come out, anyway, is not to take.
I watched the sun out of people in the queue, and then read the newspaper to see which slut blowing air conditioning, gas is not one to play, so I decided the whole one for him.
I said yes, then take 5000! When he had finished, the 5000 to me, I got a hundred, that stored 100!
teller machines can not save money, so he do. Waiting for him after finishing the 100 block, let me show the 100, that deposit 100!
The dog first thing that you can not keep complete it?
I said I made my own documents provided, you can only save 100, how to, no good? I once put 100, a memory 100.
slowly around the perimeter of a lot of supporters, we say a good!
immediately next to it was also like me to work.
out the last of their leadership, self assertive and said: Do you disrupt the financial order,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I am the police.
I said I was saving ah, the bank is not the place to save money? You have documented can not keep a hundred? show me!
next to a lot of people support me, loudly accused them. What kind of leadership that last
say sorry, in future we will improve the working methods. Convenient for everyone, and so on .......
when I turned away, told him that now I know why you are building the line, because you're cheap!


Third, China Merchants Bank ***
2 days ago I went to China Merchants Bank to take money (for the company taken), the results point are found in counterfeit copy of the 100, because they are learning accounting professional with the company before the occurrence of cases ( made good money from the bank to pay, it was found to have fake copy), so his special attention. After that, I said to the counter lady: Miss, you have this money problem.
Miss: What problem?
I said: fake
Miss: it can not, you left the counter.
I was on fire: your eyes have problems ah? Which your eyes I left the counter now?
So I had an argument with her then, attitudes may be bad friends, as if I deliberately put the money for like, my sharp-tongued ~
I said: Did you experience a problem with copy machine ah? False alarm is not copied in the past ah? So good, we deal with ~ not to say that the alarm call 110 *** What ~!
when banks have noisy hubbub of the Governor of the Bank came out ~ ~ do not ask my training and preparation the first time ~ one sentence: you leave the counter of the cutting? Leave the counter can not prove it false copy is issued to us!
I *! I had to find it ridiculous: he is out to solve the problem it? 2, then do not say put the blame on clean Caesar ~ \to look up how to do it ~
this time Governor of the Bank started a little \You mentioned a program.
I was also a drop of gas a little bit dizzy, without thinking: a fine of 10! Blurted out ~
Bank: 1 lose 10 it is unlikely, or so be it, how to make a fold? I thought the results of the last to forget ~
then took the money against the governor and the counter lady said: you better remember this face the future, do not play any \, often sent to ***, most of them accounts for the relatively large numbers is not easy to find.
me the last president grinning Yingchu the door ~


four, agriculture VIP
line from a few months ago, Hohhot ABC put forward a VIP window, only the business for more than 5W dollars. At one point I would like to take 1W dollars, a small window of the team was the long, VIP window empty, I went to the window to do VIP,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the staff asked me to withdraw, I said to take 1W, she directly said, 5W to small window the following line of business. I said, I take 6W, she said, 6W can , give my 6W cash, I took a W, 5W and plug the back rest, said: I keep 5W. staff directly fainted.


five, all withdrawals
Another time in a public row, the Appropriations Party 到账 a 140W, I went to the bank to do section. because there is no working line card, I intend to do cards save money to turn up, the results of the staff actually said, The card to copy ID cards, their photocopier, go to my own copy. I rage, saying, well, not saved, 140W all withdrawals! you our program tonight, tomorrow I'll get! banking business director was on his face changed, and then, a little girl smiling and said: You used the ID card, I went to your copy, you wait a while... ah, then on the balance of psychological feeling...


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